James Dahm

James was born on the banks of the mighty Belleville River in Belleville, Illinois at the age of zero. The son of an itinerant appraisal manager and a just generally sweet lady. Preceded in birth by three older sisters he is very polite to women yet has no idea how to interact with them properly. He was schooled for what felt like entirely too long but wasn’t anywhere close to long enough. He went to work, as is expected of folk nowadays. He has made pizzas, awkwardly assisted in men’s clothing sales, been a barback, un artist de sandwich, a bartender and a jail man! Jail man sounds most interesting and honestly has been the source of most of his best “good stories”. Recently he’s been an occasional “pod person” due to knowing Jon for a really long time and being a mostly agreeable fella with a not entirely awful speaking voice.