Episodes
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What Team Will The Chiefs Lose To?
August 28th, 2025 | 57 mins 7 secs
chiefs, football, kelsey, micah parsons, nfl predictions, overreactions, player dynamics, season analysis, team strategy
In this episode, Cody and I get into all the hype (and anxiety) heading into the season—what the Chiefs did in the offseason, how we think this year plays out, and which player moves actually matter. We talk through the Micah Parsons trade and how it could shift things, what the Chiefs' offense might look like early, and who’s most likely to break out. Plus, we call out the inevitable overreactions from fans and analysts once the Chiefs face some real competition.
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Episode 1048: Why the First 3 Episodes of the King of the Hill Revival Feel So Important
August 19th, 2025 | 39 mins 52 secs
animated series, bobby hill, comedy, cultural appropriation, episode analysis, father-son relationships, keywords king of the hill, return of the king, season 14, tv review
In this conversation, Jonathan and Cody discuss the revival of 'King of the Hill' Season 14, focusing on the first three episodes. They explore themes of cultural identity, family dynamics, and the challenges of adapting to change. The hosts analyze character development, particularly Bobby's journey as he navigates adulthood and the complexities of running a restaurant. They also touch on the humor and social commentary present in the episodes, highlighting the show's ability to address serious topics through comedy.
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How to revive a classic: King of the Hill
August 12th, 2025 | 49 mins 44 secs
animated series, animated sitcom, character development, comedy, episode breakdown, keywords king of the hill, nostalgia, pop culture, revival, tv shows
Cody and I do a overall breakdown of why KOTH is so important culturally and then talk about why this revival worked where so many other failed.
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Episode 1046: Peak and Crash: Weezer
July 14th, 2025 | 51 mins 23 secs
Matt and I ask the simple question: when did Weezer stop being great? I cite “My Name Is Jonas,” “Across the Sea,” and “Only in Dreams” as the glory era, then slam “Photograph,” “Beverly Hills,” and that “Africa” cover as the slide. Matt fires back with his own picks, and we spar over the Green Album’s betrayal.
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“Reverse Puberty & the Tin-Foil Router” Plus new KING OF THE HILL SPECULATION
July 10th, 2025 | 36 mins 59 secs
I kick things off by voice-cracking like a 13-year-old and wondering if I’m aging backward, then drag Cody into a debate over a viral photo of a Wi-Fi router wrapped in tin-foil “armor.” From there we torch the idea of a domed Chiefs stadium, roast Kirk Cousins’ Netflix glow-up, and pick apart the brand-new King of the Hill trailer frame by frame. It’s 40 minutes of tech myths, football heresy, and animated nostalgia—plus Cody’s pitch to stop your parents from getting scammed again.
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The Hangout: “Dog contraception is just food.”
July 9th, 2025 | 46 mins 54 secs
Look, I wanted to take a shower. But then my kid needed a bath, and apparently in my brain that means I’m banned from hygiene. So I sprinkled baby powder in my hair like a Victorian widow and went to work smelling like a newborn. Ayla and I dive into that, plus a guy screaming at a Popeyes employee for complimenting his wife—because God forbid someone call your Footloose-looking soulmate beautiful in front of the mashed potatoes.
We also solve overpopulation among dogs (just throw chicken on the floor mid-hump), expose the Santa Fe travel-industrial complex, and revisit ancient torture methods because this show is nothing if not family-friendly.
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Episode 1043: “I’m the first person to ever be named Jonathan. It’s true — don’t look that up.”
July 8th, 2025 | 25 mins 35 secs
animal encounters, cereal soup, house news, humor, john lennon, nba, one-sided debate, personal stories, podcast, random facts
Jonathan explores a variety of topics ranging from random facts about the NBA and John Lennon to humorous anecdotes about animal encounters and personal updates. The show culminates in a one-sided debate on whether cereal qualifies as soup.
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Jonologue: “I’ve had Taco Bell four days in a row. And tomorrow... it’ll probably be five.”
July 7th, 2025 | 26 mins
family, humor, news, podcast, self-reflection, storytelling, trivia
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"Grip it and rip it man."
June 23rd, 2025 | 47 mins 22 secs
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Too Little, Too Late: Ai is the modern nuclear arms race but computers are lazy in the future
May 27th, 2025 | 44 mins 50 secs
ai, chris pratt, kansas city, nuclear weapons
We talk about the looming threat of Ai. We talk about how no one actually wears nude underwear (especially Chris Pratt). We talk about Terminator and lazy computers
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Episode 1038: Drain Bamage - The Luanne Conspiracy and Other King of the Hill Theories
March 26th, 2025 | 38 mins 9 secs
adult swim, apollo creed, bobby hill, brittany murphy, bug gribble, cartoon network, clubber lang, cody akins, cotton hill, dale gribble, dee dee, futurama, gh, hank hill, ivan drago, james, jonathan wier, julie bowen, king of the hill, lady bird johnson, lou b’s diner, luanne, lucky, modern family, pamela adlon, peggy hill, randy travis, rocky, simpsons, sofia vergara, topsy
Jonathan, James, and Cody spiral down a hilarious King of the Hill conspiracy iceberg, asking the big questions—like whether Cotton faked his death, if Bobby was permanently stunted by Hank’s parenting, and whether Peggy’s giant feet make her a better pitcher. It’s a propane-fueled ride through fandom, theory, and unfiltered absurdity.
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"Eat Like a Baby, Swear Like an Adult"
March 25th, 2025 | 46 mins 28 secs
akins pc repair, arrowhead stadium, at&t, boston, cass county, cell helmet, cody akins, eat like a baby, green bay, hot mugshot girl, jackson county, jonathan wier, kansas city, kck, kcmo, kmbc, lexington, mecole hardman, missouri, overland park, patreon, royals, salem, tiktok, willie gay
Jonathan and Cody go deep on what makes someone “from Kansas City,” the dumbest weight loss trend ever, and how hot mugshots became a marketing strategy. Plus: population conspiracies, stubbed toe swearing stats, and why mowing the lawn might be ancient survival instinct.
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A Non-Chiefs Episode: Save a Horse, Ride a Mummy
February 17th, 2025 | 51 mins 9 secs
ai trust, alien abduction fears., alien theories, chicken population, chris carpenter, cosmic zoo hypothesis, creative writing scandals, egyptian mummies, existential dread, fermi paradox, gps mistakes, historical hygiene, intelligent life, james, jonathan wier, nuclear apocalypse, pandemic flashbacks, pulp fiction, simpsons references, tesla self-driving, time travel smells
Jonathan and James dive deep into the mysteries of the universe—why are we blindly trusting AI like it’s our GPS leading us into a lake? Why haven’t we found intelligent life yet? And, most importantly, why do mummies smell good? Along the way, they discuss the global chicken population, time-traveling hygiene problems, and the fine art of placing ribeyes on the top shelf when the stakes are high.
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Episode 1036: The Chiefs Lost?! "This Is the Rest of Your Life, Kid"
February 10th, 2025 | 48 mins 50 secs
andy reid, deandre hopkins, fan pain, finn’s first loss, garbage time mahomes, goat debate, kadarius toney, kansas city chiefs, nfl heartbreak, patrick mahomes, super bowl, three-peat dreams
Jonathan and Cody dive into the heartbreak of the Chiefs' Super Bowl loss, but it’s not the loss that hurts—it’s explaining it to the kids who’ve only ever known victory. From Finn’s tearful realization to the brutal reality check for young Chiefs fans, this episode is all about fandom, disappointment, and the hope that never dies.
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Episode 1035: Deal with it. A POST AFC CHAMPIONSHIP WIN CHIEFS PODCAST!
January 26th, 2025 | 40 mins 45 secs
afc championship, andy reid, buffalo bills, chiefs dynasty, chiefs kingdom, cody akins, fan emotions, football, jonathan wier, josh allen, kansas city, kansas city chiefs, nfl playoffs, nfl stats, patrick mahomes, post-game analysis., sports podcast, super bowl, travis kelce, tyreek hill, venmo jokes
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"The Refs Made Him Rip Off His Helmet!" Why we should encourage people to believe the refs love the chiefs
January 19th, 2025 | 43 mins 45 secs
afc championship, chiefs, fan accountability, football culture, game analysis, helmet-to-helmet, joe buck, kansas city, kansas city chiefs dynasty, nfl playoffs, patrick mahomes, playoff dynamics, referee calls, rust vs rest, texans, travis kelce, troy aikman
Last night's Chiefs game was wild, emotional, and yes, full of ref drama. From yelling in the end zone suite to questioning controversial calls, we dive into:
Rust vs. rest: Were the Chiefs sluggish after the bye week?
Patrick Mahomes' helmet-to-helmet moment: Penalty or playoff paranoia?
Why fan accountability (or lack thereof) shapes NFL culture.
The ongoing debate: Do the refs favor the Chiefs, or is it all noise?
😤 “Joe Buck can sit this one out. The refs didn’t make the Texans’ offensive line collapse eight times!”🚀 Embrace the hate, celebrate the dynasty, and let's talk about why the Chiefs are built to dominate. Listen now! 🎧